so i’m looking for jobs online and i saw an opening at barnes & noble and i’m srsly going to cry i’ve wanted to work there for so long

so i applied and i’m going to go in today and give them a copy of my resume and get really excited about books and smell the books and froth at the mouth until they hire me or have me arrested

i have so much sexual frustration and it’s only been two days

gods be good

every day i’m like “ew god i’m so fat i need to diet or stop being lazy and shit ugh” but then i’m like “wow i wonder if i could eat this entire family size box of cheezits”

yes

the answer is yes

sfux:

if i get ignored for more than .04 seconds i can literally feel my insides rotting

i keep trying to write a heart felt text post or at least something that i mean, but no matter what i keep erasing it and writing “boners”

i’m not good with feels