December 2011
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i won’t have a new year’s kiss but at least i’ll have booze and drugs
i see absolutely nothing wrong with this
“that chick is sluttier than a redbox movie. you pay your dollar, you get it for...”
– my roommate who is amazing
i’m going to go be frustrated in peace
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galifianafuck:
sticks and stones
may break my bones
but Kelso nailed your sister
// ]]]]>]]>hekturr replied to your post: i don’t think i’ve experienced this level…
i know those feels.
how do i handle the feels
i can’t with these feels
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i don’t think i’ve experienced this level of emotional and sexual frustration since cruefest 2
]]>population96 replied to your post: you know when you just want someone to sonic the…
INDIRECT POST ABOUT ME OBVIOUSLY I WOULD GLADLY SONIC THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOUR TARDIS INFACT I’D SONIC THE NIGHTLIGHTS OUT OF YOUR TARDIS WE’D BE IN COMPLETE SEXY DARKNESS HOW ROMANTIC
i think i have a boner
you know when you just want someone to sonic the daylights out of your tardis but it can’t happen because distance
that
Why do all the awesome people live so far away D;
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oceans are gay
lets get rid of these fucking oceans
come on guys what the fuck i’m losing wood over here
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all i want to do is spend my days drinking alcohol, playing ocarina of time, and having sex
is this so much to ask?
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and then god said “let hot men be attracted to sam”
and it was good
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i got some money in the mail today, gonna go cash the checks pretty soon and buy my roommates some things for christmas.
see this is how you know that i love these people because normally i would be buying myself a bunch of shit and rolling around in it
instead i just want to make these guys happy and see them smile
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Where is my Sam? :(
it keeps fucking with the sound and i’m too irritable to deal with it today
i’ll wait until later if everyone goes to do other things
someone get on stickam with me or something
i’m actually dying of boredom
i can feel my innards imploding on themselves
i’m torn between hating myself more than anyone could ever hate me and loving myself because i’m better than everyone